You will see from the Invitation on the right just how important I am becoming since I started this website.
The Prime Minster David Cameron has invited me to attend his house at 10 Downing Street to celebrate St Andrew’s Day. I was tempted to say YES just so he could feel proud about finally meeting me. I bet he does not normally meet important dogs like me very often.
Then Mummy told me that it would be big slap up meal and as you already know I am trying to lose a bit of weight.
I was going to try the same diet that Alex Salmond went on which as successful for him as he has last a lot of pounds over the last few weeks. But I had also read he was trying to keep his pounds when Dogland becomes independent after the vote next year.
So I don’t know now what my friend Alex wants to do about the currency.
There was another problem. The invite said I needed to wear a lounge suit. I don’t look good in a lounge suit and would have preferred a formal black and white dinner jacket and a tail just like we fashionable dogs wear all the time.
If you want to invite me for a meal at your home please do not ask me to wear a lounge suit. I like to dress as someone important as that befits my natural status in life.