Of course you will want to write and tell me something about yourself. I might even want to know about you. However, firstly tell me about how special I am. Let me know you have never ever met someone quite like me. That is what I like to hear.
I don't like using the phone (or "dog and bone" as those Londoners say) but you can send me a message below and I will get my private secretary to respond.
It may take a little while as I like to dictate all responses myself.
I do not trust those humans to say what is is really on my mind. I only reason I have my secretary is her hands were built more for typing. My paws aren't — yet.
In a couple of years I will design a computer keypad just for us dogs but in the meantime I suppose I have to put up with her .
Hey why is she glaring at me as I dictate this. I pay her to type NOT to think! That is her on the right hand side. Note, she is not even concentrating on her job. She thinks she has time for a cup of tea and expects me (her employer) to pay for it. These humans take far too many liberties.
Dogland will be getting it's independence soon. We are having a National referendum Thursday 18th September 2014. So it will not be long after that. we will shake up these layabouts being given biscuits and tins of meat for doing practically nothing all day.
I will not be officially old enough to vote by then but I will put a disguise on and make out I am on the Electoral Roll. They will find me so charming they will let me do anything I want. I am even tempted to stand for Parliament at the next election.
In the mean time you can send me an email using the contact form below. Don't worry about spelling mistakes. I have not even started school yet so I will not notice. But I do want to hear from you.
You can contact me any time when I am not too dog tired to bother speaking to you.
Jack Russell Thomson