Yes, my mummy went out this morning at 08:50 saying she was going to the shoppe. (Other people mispronounce it as shop) That was nearly two hours ago. So now my mummy is missing officially.
My Mummy is MIssing
I know she left my daddy here for me to babysit and look after while she is away. But I can't protect her properly when she goes out on her own leaving me at home.
She knows I miss her when she is not here.
I spend most of the time she is away either
a) looking out the front window to see her coming home or
b) running to the back door whenever I hear any sort of noise that may be her returning.
Without her being her with this kennel is just a kennel. I need her to be around to make this kennel feel a real home.
Mummy is Missing Posters
If she does not come back in the next few minutes I am going to start printing out "mummy is missing" posters asking people to search for her. I think my insurance policy has a clause in it to provide a reward to finders.
I can hear Fred next door. He is a strange man. He does not even have a dog to look after him. Instead he has a cat (called Bobby). We all know cats can't be trusted to look after anyone.
I have even found Bobby hiding on Mummy's scooter seat. I don't think he was trying to steal the scooter. Cat's are not intelligent enough to be able to drive mobility scooters.
There's another voice as well. Fred is talking to Mummy. Mummy is home again. Cancel the "mummy is missing "posters we don't need them now.
I have to go now and check she is alright. Then I need to check her bags as well in case she has got a treat for me.