Well in case you don’t know me very well I want to introduce myself. Any polite dog would do the same wouldn’t they?
I am going to tell you about where I live and some of my adventures I have had. Sometimes these have been with Mummy and Daddy but I know you would agree they are not as good looking or as interesting as me so mostly it will be just me.
I control who comes to see me and you need to ask my permission to enter my kennel. If I don’t know you I retain the right to run over and start barking at you. However once I have checked you and and accept you are no danger to my parents I will allow you free access. Once you are settled I will, of course, then also want to check your bags and see if you have any treats for me hidden in there.
I know you will enjoy meeting me and I look forward to playing my version of Fetch. It differs from that stupid game most other dogs play. In my game I throw the ball and you run after it. However once you are are going for it I will run through your legs and get the ball before you do and you have to come after me to get it back. Mummy says she will make a video of me playing my game and put it up on JacksTube.
If you have never heard of JacksTube you show know it is still officially called YouTube but I am sure they will change its name when all the other dogs know I am on it. By the way, I don’t want to see any of those newspaper photographers hanging around my kennel door the way they do for other celebrities. If I see them they will very quickly start running when I pretend I am coming to get them.
I need to go and have a bit of a sleep now but I will be back in two shakes of a dog’s tail. I was up half the night checking our Kennel was still safe from any intruders so I am feeling a little Dog Tired at the moment.
After my sleep I will be back to let you know about Jacks Kennel Rules. I wrote the Rules up so Mummy and Daddy would know how to best look after me and I am sure you will want to read them.